New micromanager demands "detailed" daily reports, IT technician drowns them with every unnecessary detail about their day: 'By Friday, my “daily report” was 87 pages long. Times New Roman, size 11, single-spaced'

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    A manager reads through a report at his desk
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    “From now on, I want a detailed daily report from everyone. Every single task you did, no matter how small.”

    I work in IT at a mid-sized company. My job involves a lot of small but critical tasks-most of which are invisible when everything is running smoothly. Our new manager came in and decided we were "not doing enough." His brilliant idea? "From now on, I want a detailed daily report from everyone. Every single task you did, no matter how small."
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    Okay, sure. You want detailed? You got it. I spent the next week tracking everything: "8:02 AM - Logged into system" "8:04 AM - Responded to ticket #4829 (password reset)" "8:07 AM - Adjusted printer queue on floor 3"
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    ...all the way through every mouse click, every reboot, every 'quick fix' nobody usually writes down. By Friday, my "daily report" was 87 pages long. Times New Roman, size 11, single-spaced. I attached it as a PDF and CC'd everyone he had put on the distribution list. Monday morning, he storms into my office:
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    Him: "What the hol is this?!" Me: "My detailed daily report, per your request. Did you want more screenshots?" Funny thing... later that day, a new policy email went out: "Starting immediately: Weekly summaries are sufficient. Bullet points encouraged." Guess we're not "not doing enough" anymore.
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    A tall stack of files and documents sits on a grey table
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    Sporadic Tendancies I would have included a 1-2 minute log for each job to be logged in the report... Then another log logging the log.
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    vatp46a You missed a golden opportunity to log the activity of logging each task - you'd have twice as many entries for a 174-page report. Add in a daily review of the log and a weekly QA step and you're approaching 180.

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